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To Be or Not to Be
Sopranos fans are still crossing their fingers that the series’ abrupt ending was meant to lay the foundation for a movie could be in for a letdown, as series creator David Chase says no big-screen adaptation is in the works. But don’t give up hope entirely. “I never say never,” Chase told the Newark Star-Ledger in an interview published Tuesday. “An idea could pop into my head where I would go, ‘Wow, that would make a great movie,’ but I doubt it.” Yeah, if Chase is offered a pile of dough, he’ll think of something.

Sharp Objects in Sensitive Places
Vanessa Minnillo’s decision to pose for pictures with Lindsey Lohan and an assortment of knives didn’t get her cut from her gig as a Bongo spokesmodel. The apparel company announced Monday that it had signed Minnillo to star in its fall advertising campaign, while acknowledging that the former MTV VJ “genuinely regrets the most recent events.”

Love gone Bad
Dermot Mulroney has filed for divorce from Catherine Keener after 17 years of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences. He is seeking joint custody of their seven-year-old son, Clyde, according to court documents. The couple were married in November 1990 and separated in May 2005.

Raw DNA
Eddie Murphy subjected himself to a court-ordered DNA test in Beverly Hills Monday to determine whether he is the father of ex-girlfriend Mel B’s two-month old daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, according to Splash News. As he left the clinic, the actor said he would “absolutely…do the right thing” if the test comes back positive. Earlier in the day, the former Spice Girl brought the infant to the same office for a DNA test of her own.

Laffoon a Buffoon
Anne Heche’s estranged husband Coley Laffoon was awarded physical custody of their five-year-old son, Homer, with alternate weekend visits for the actress. Laffoon was also awarded spousal and child support, though sources tell E! News that the amounts were far below his original demands.

If the DNA Doesn’t Fit, You Must Acquit
A criminologist testified in the Phil Spector murder trial Monday that the fact that the music producer’s DNA was not detected on the gun that killed Lana Clarkson did not mean he didn’t pull the trigger, as it could have been hidden under the large quantities of the actress’ blood on the weapon. Meanwhile, the judge denied the defense’s request for a mistrial after Spector’s legal team contended that the prosecution kept them in the dark about a man who came forward to accuse defense experts of hiding evidence. Joke Em If They Can’t Take A F…

XM Satellite Radio will put Opie & Anthony back on the air as of Friday, after suspending the shock jocks for a month for airing a guest’s comments about rape fantasies involving Laura Bush, Condoleezza Rice, and Queen Elizabeth II and then making light of the incident in a later broadcast.

SICKO Stashed:
Michael Moore has stashed a copy of his upcoming documentary Sicko in Canada because he is worried the U.S. government will try to confiscate it as part of the investigation into his unauthorized trip to Cuba, he told reporters at a news conference. The film is due for release June 29.